Mr. Patman

James Coburn

Patman

Kate Nelligan

Peabody

Fionnula Flanagan

Abadaba

Leslie Carlson

Mr. Abernathy

Candy Kane

Mrs. Beckman

Michael Kirby

Dr. Turley

Alan McRae

Dr. Bloom

Jan Rubeš

Vrakettas

Hugh Webster

Mr. Wolfe

Lynne Griffin

Monica

Charles Jolliffe

Priest

Kenneth Wickes

Mr. Arnoldi

Tabitha Herrington

Montgomery

Lois Maxwell

Director

Laura Press

Nurse Graves

Cathryn Balk

Singing Lady